What would Sara's reality show about breaking manservants be called?

Flogging Jeffrey

alternately: Butler II: Electric Boogaloo

Now we must determine a cohost.

Cohost presumeably on all fours with a leash.

LJ to thread...

hahahahahaahahaha

You guys are terrifying.

I mean that in the kindest, most loving way possible.

Sara Will Spank It

Charles No Longer in Charge

Mr. Belvegimp

Sorry, I thought we'd already decided on a name. Anyway, here goes.

Please Your Lady Boss

I actually heard this in a bizarre dream I had about a brothel where powerful City of London businessmen (pinstripe suits and bowler hats) would go and pay to be humiliated by women.

Mistress and Servant

Guys, I have just discovered the greatest website in the world:

http://www.butlersinthebuff.co.uk/

A representative offering:

http://www.butlersinthebuff.co.uk/pics/big/2006_03_09.jpg

Or if that doesn't work.

waht

"Male order for Hen Parties..."

(xxpost) "just" discovered...

Believe me, snoball, had I known about this sooner, it would have been called to the collective's attention a long time back.

Since we started back in 2001, a number of other company’s have sprung up around the country after having seen how successful our operation was. They tend to be individuals or small groups of lads operating on a part time basis from their home, in and around their home town, doing the odd job here and there. They will of course be cheaper on most occasions not having the overheads we incur maintaining offices and staff to support our nationwide operation, but as with everything in life “you get what you pay for.”

Further suggestions about dealing with false buff butlers:

Do they seem professional?

Are they easy to get hold of?

Are they a national company?

Do they take payment up front?

Can you pay over the phone with a credit or debit card?

Do they have Insurance?!!!

Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?
Are they easy to get hold of?

If it's a question of insurance, that might mean their butlers break, and thus we return to the original thread topic, a moment of beautiful synchronicity.

Further observations from the site:

Whether you are looking for naked butlers to greet your guests or a discreet cocktail waiter to gently enhance the ambience of your event, a group of hunky waiters to raise the roof, or a topless butler to spice up your birthday, we have the perfect solution for any occasion.

....

Butlers in the Buff are excited to be the new official sponsors of Glasgow University’s Cheerleading team, the Pussycats! The Pussycats are one of the top cheerleading teams in the UK and have just been voted Glasgow University’s ‘Team of the Year’.

Butlers in the Buff were approached by the girls to get involved with them after they saw a feature about our recruiting mission on GMTV Scotland. So with their contacts, energy and enthusiasm, Butlers in the Buff felt that it would be a brilliant opportunity to work with the girls and for them to help us in the hard task of recruiting suitable butlers!

(xpost) I'm more concerned about "Do they take payment up front?", which I'm sure is a euphemism for something.

Whether you are looking for naked butlers to greet your guests or a discreet cocktail waiter to gently enhance the ambience of your event,

Or somewhere to hang your coat?

Belvidare or Doubledare?

Whether you are looking for naked butlers to greet your guests

http://www.ecmemorial59.com/TheFifties/Fifties2-8.JPG

"GREAT naked butler, honey!"

"Thank you, I know."

why on earth would I want a naked butler to greet my guests, is the thing I'm struggling with here

Must be the latest craze.

give me the watusi any day

why on earth would I want a naked butler to greet my guests, is the thing I'm struggling with here
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/f/f3/JabbasTT8L.jpg/800px-JabbasTT8L.jpg

http://www.butlersinthebuff.co.uk/pics/big/2006_10_09_01.jpg

xpost -- DYING at my desk here. My coworkers must be wondering greatly.

You don't want to know how he removes the cork... (<<< kept mis-typing that as "cok")

"mis-typing"

I wonder if that's natural champagne?

Given the lovely English weather there, the smock is less for modesty and more for covering up shrinkage.

For whatever reason, those images are appearing clearly today (thanks ISP... ?!). My reaction is basically, "huh, no cellulite."

What the...

http://www.butlersinthebuff.co.uk/pics/big/2006_12_21_14.jpg

so not gonna happen:

http://www.butlersinthebuff.co.uk/pics/big/2007_09_18_06.jpg

Anyway, Sara will have her work cut out for her.

it's lucky her present is long and thin, xpost

you call that thin!?

I have regrettably just noticed what her headgear features.

My girlhood love of Wonder Woman has been utterly destroyed today.

Dude on the right noticed a while ago

I don't remember that episode where she had to tie up the topless butlers with her Lasso of Truth

And what a deprived youth you must have had, then.

I keep forgetting that those "shorts" are actually aprons. And someone missed a trick with those balloons, should have gone for the old "two round balloons and one long balloon" joke.

Is that a bachelorette party? Is that Queen Victoria in the background?
We do not approve.

I think Sara should also have an advice/chat show for broken manservants. An investigative report/rollow-up.

There's a career path that I had not considered.

I thought that was what you were doing here!

Only considering a reality show; advice/chat is something altogether different!

You're right. You should not be marketed or branded.

I like that you're still considering a reality show!

"Reality"

I would like to have a "reality" show with all the ITR inhabitants on it. It might be more of a "surreality" show...

Like if we all came over to your house? That would be awesome!

I would make cookies! And no floggings, I promise.

but they go so well together!

That'll be the second series -- breaking kitchen manservants.

I like how everyone glossed over my awesome nonsexual joke way upthread. ;_;

Sorry, we're evil.

Was it Mr. Belvegimp? Because that did make me lol

EVILLY

;_; It was Butler II: Electric Boogaloo. "Breaking" as a reference to breakdancing mixed in with a reference to one of the worst sequels of all time...? Anyone?

;_;

I just want you to know that I am quite sure that Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo is in my Netflix queue.

hey, that rhymes!

I wish I could claim that I did that on purpose.