goddamn stupid soy delicious green tea soy ice cream

here i was all excited about a nice frozen treat, and i put this play-dough-and-urine-flavored muck into my mouth. having the word "delicious" anywhere in the title of this food item is false advertising of the worst kind. it says it's flavored with fruit juice on the package... what fruit would that be?... butt fruit?

Yikes! I am very sorry to hear it. That is no way to end Christmas.

Super awful vegan or veg 'substitute' food makes me feel the same way that lefty talking heads saying stupid shit does. Like, O'Reilly/bad hamburger, I wasn't with you in the first place, be shitty all you want, no skin off my back. But Olberman/vegan turducken? Fuck you. You demean us all.

sara- your sympathy is a welcome salve on my injured spirit.
n.i.c.k. - i've never said OTM before, but you, my friend, are OTM.

I've always had good luck with Tofutti products myself, but I haven't tried vegan "substitute" ice cream for years. Green tea is probably not an easy flavor to find, though, I suppose.

(if I ever hear of or find good vegan "substitute" food, I will be sure to alert you!)

it was SO FUCKIN BAD arrrghh grossest thing ever. seriously, it tasted just like play dough

trader joe's makes a fantastic cherry chocolate chip soy ice cream. i hadn't had grean tea ice cream in years, but i remember it being totally delicious the last time i had it. i don't attribute that to the fact that it had dairy in it... i attribute it to the fact that soy delicious got this one WAY wrong, and that they were trying to teach me a lesson that i should stick to "purely decadent" soy ice cream instead of buying their product.

that cherry shit is SHIT

'i hate everything you love'

I don't think you should be allowed to call it "ice cream" without some kind of dairy in it...green tea frozen dessert or something.

how about "ice craem?"

nicka, your heart's in the right place but do we really need more additions to the lexicon like "soysage" and "chik'n"?

soythick. that's what i'm calling it from now on.

"With a Name Like Soythick, It Has to Be... Edible?"

"SOYTHICK. You don't eat it. You accommodate it."

"Soythick: Pennance For Your Vegan Guilt Because It's Not Like You Go to Church or Anything You Fucking Heathen."

hollywood ending: just about to dip a freshly cleaned spoon into an icy tub of trader joe's cherry chocolate-chip soythick.