1. Market Pantry Crunchy Granola Bars
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
orly? no more like FUCKING BULLSHIT
i eat these things so you don't have to.
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Well this is interesting. I hope your teeth or stomach or whatever (or all of the above) have recovered!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I dig store brands for lots of stuff, but nothing's ever as good as Nature Valley. They're a staple food; I eat at least one a day
― Dan I., Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I carry the Nature Valley bars in my scrub pants for emergencies during clinicals, and I always have them in my bag for class, too. Even 4l3x will eat them, and that is a huge endorsement, because that kid basically hates food.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link
note how Sara carefully says "scrub pants" instead of "pockets"
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
2. Market Pantry "cheese on cheese sandwich crackers"
― Barackman Hussein Overdrive (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Market Pantry cheese risotto
― redmond, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
putting the word cheese in the name of this thing twice means that some guy at targets branding division is a lying mealy-mouthed cocksucker.
― Barackman Hussein Overdrive (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I am sensing a theme here, and that theme is "fuck you, Market Pantry"
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
MP OJ and hueg platter of cashews have both served me well
― MIRV Griffin (goole), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
xp I thought about clarifying that the granola bars were snacks for me rather than tools I might use to, I don't know, perform an emergency tracheostomy on a patient, but sometimes I like to leave those openings out there, just for the hell of it.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
leaving tracheostomy openings out there just for the hell of it is prob a total shoo in for malpractice there ms supposed nurse
― Barackman Hussein Overdrive (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Do Market Pantry do a microwaveable breakfast biscuit? I bet it is an abomination.
― Ed, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i will check.
― Barackman Hussein Overdrive (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a trap
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, you tried to warn him. Sigh.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
John likes traps, though.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Well aware!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Remember John, if you get caught, you can always chew through your own ankle.
― WmC, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I hear john can regrow those, whilst in a meditative state.
― Ed, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
It's true, but you do NOT want to witness it.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
John can regrow ankles, but they never reappear where the ankle should be.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
So, so disturbing.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link