DON'T PISS IN MY MOUTH AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING and other bastardized cliches used by my coworker

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keep your ear to the grindstone

Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

my grandfather (who i never met) passed on the phrase "Your ass sucks buttermilk" for future generations of little justens

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

we just need to strap together and figure it out

Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

ew

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6923/imageuploadimagegf8.jpg

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

"If only they'd just shut up and pee on my leg!"

i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i had a friend who used to say "that throws a wrench in the monkey works"

c♜lyn dodgers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

all this pee talk kind of turns me off

Surmounter, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Let's make like a tree and get outta here

BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

all this pee talk kind of turns me off

What coworker said that to you?????

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

today, a different coworker meant to say, "here i am, so give me your pot shot," but instead she said, "here i am, so give me your pop shot!"

not quite a bastardized cliche, but still funny.

Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

[2:19:50 PM] ytth said: [stupid co-worker] just said "blueballed" instead of "blackballed"
[2:26:23 PM] just1n3 said: jesus he's a spazz

just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

the exact quotation was, "yeah, last week i got blueballed from going snowboarding"

just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe he really likes snowboarding, did you think of that

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe snowboarding doesn't adequately like him back

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

actually, you could be right. he's that kind of guy. and sure as hell no girl is interested in him.

just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I worked with a guy notorious for this stuff.

"He's a chip off of his old man's shoulder."
"The postponed game will be made up in a double hitter."

and my favorite,

"Hindsight is always 50/50."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

haha that last one is legendary

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link


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