keep your ear to the grindstone
― Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
my grandfather (who i never met) passed on the phrase "Your ass sucks buttermilk" for future generations of little justens
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
we just need to strap together and figure it out
― Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
ew
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6923/imageuploadimagegf8.jpg
― ----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
"If only they'd just shut up and pee on my leg!"
― i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i had a friend who used to say "that throws a wrench in the monkey works"
― c♜lyn dodgers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
all this pee talk kind of turns me off
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's make like a tree and get outta here
― BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link
What coworker said that to you?????
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
today, a different coworker meant to say, "here i am, so give me your pot shot," but instead she said, "here i am, so give me your pop shot!"
not quite a bastardized cliche, but still funny.
― Mother Father Chinese Dentist (ytth), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link
[2:19:50 PM] ytth said: [stupid co-worker] just said "blueballed" instead of "blackballed"[2:26:23 PM] just1n3 said: jesus he's a spazz
― just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
the exact quotation was, "yeah, last week i got blueballed from going snowboarding"
― just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe he really likes snowboarding, did you think of that
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe snowboarding doesn't adequately like him back
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
actually, you could be right. he's that kind of guy. and sure as hell no girl is interested in him.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I worked with a guy notorious for this stuff.
"He's a chip off of his old man's shoulder.""The postponed game will be made up in a double hitter."
and my favorite,
"Hindsight is always 50/50."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
haha that last one is legendary
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link