WRONG CUPCAKES

The cupcakes listed in this thread are simply WRONG.

http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008-07-03-corn%20cupcakes.jpg

http://images.cutoutandkeep.net/steps/35971/a-brain_cupcakes3.jpg

http://www.pqdvd.com/blog/iphone/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iphonecake.jpg

(cute, but WRONG)

http://cupcakerehab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cinnamonvanilla.jpg

(ah yes, the poopcake; everyone's favorite)

http://www.beautyandlace.com.au/Handbag-cupcake.gif

(okay, no)

http://epicute.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cute-food-chocolate-cola-cupcakes.jpg

(if there's one thing I've always wanted jammed into my cupcake, it's a CANNOLI)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KK-gFjauPQc/SRD3n76vSCI/AAAAAAAACsI/FKKdmf3jg8g/s400/DSC03566.JPG

(l-r: BLT cupcake, maple bacon cupcake. No I am not kidding.)

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pac-man-cupcakes-2.jpg

(this is actually pretty fucking awesome but black food coloring always tastes like poison)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/02/oreo-cupcake-with-milk.jpg

(an Oreo cupcake with mini-"Oreos" slapped on the frosting with a shot of milk in the center for dunking. I can't even)

http://frankandjan.com/WIT/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dead-celeb-cupcakes-2009.jpg

(...)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vtE7DM05Aj0/SaywatqGhnI/AAAAAAAAYF4/Sq_9O_trzQE/s400/Petras+cupcakes.jpg

(NO)

http://www.hellocupcakebook.com/images/tack_cupcake.jpg

(but why would you want to, is the important question)

http://uptill1.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Cheeseburger-Cupcakes.jpg

(at least, unlike the BLT cupcake upthread, these are still meant to taste like cupcakes)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pIQk2MGcKw/SoAeXp68I6I/AAAAAAAAB3c/U3zc81vOIzw/s400/sunflower+cupcakes5.jpg

(allegedly this is a sunflower)

http://juicy.mashkulture.net/media/2008/06/16/judith_cupcake2.jpg

(I don't even think you can eat this)

So wrong it's right:

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2009/07/cookie-monster_cupcakes.jpg

http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cupcakes.jpg

(seriously, who decided that cupcake frosting looked more elegant when glooped on in the shape of a pile of dogshit?)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FKsSnrGU530/StNxY6a9ISI/AAAAAAAAAkI/qbgTEPEicIc/s320/101209+pumpkin+patch+cupcakes+1.JPG

(I... I just can't)

Ok, maybe I will divert from bourbon pumplin pie baking this weekend to make cookie monster fairy cakes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggggg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SOGa9wFSqDI/AAAAAAAAHyM/ag-Uz3yHvCI/s400/Kermit+Cupcakes.jpg

GEEKIEST CUPCAKES EVER (WAAAANT!)

http://mediaenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cupcakes.jpg

http://www.mommyq.com/wp-content/uploads/dracula_cupcake_monster-722393-276x300.jpg

(this is kind of cool but I can't imagine eating it)

WRONGNESS ON SO MANY LEVELS

http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup.jpg

http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup_cakes.jpg

I feel that its a cupcake cop out to miss out the transition metals, where's my mercury and arsenic cakes?

http://www.kiplog.com/food/archives/DonutCupcake72.jpg

(who wants a bloody eczema cupcake?)

http://www.meta-synthesis.com/webbook/35_pt/periodic-table-of-cupcakes.jpg

better?

wtf these cupcakes are all right on. except the poop one.

including the BLT cupcake with ranch dressing-flavored frosting?

a BLT cupcake was sounding just fine until you brought up the idea of it having ranch on it. There is never an excuse for Ranch.

^^^

I was digging the blt cupcake until the ranch popped up

amazing thread

i'm making a companion poll here to see which dead person cupcake everyone would choose to ear

^^^^ awesome!

I'm completely in love with the Cookie Monster one... but a lot of the rest of these are truly alarming

kind of confused about why you'd want to make a periodic table of the elements out of cupcakes, but maybe I lack imagination

apparently the one that looks like it is covered in metallic mold was decorated by a child so I probably should make some allowances

corn ones are beautiful

and i mean its not real corn its jelly beans

it still does not look like something that someone should eat

^^^^ the first two posts on this thread look disgustingly similar

excuse me first two pictures

brain ones looked yummy til i realized they were brains

don't you mean BRRRRRRRRAINS

to be fair I ran across some awesome-looking cupcakes in my research (like the Pac-Man maze ones); of those, I decided to only include the ones that looked like they would taste horrible

(ditto the iPhone home screen ones; the frosting looks incredibly gross to me)

we appreciate yr hard work on this thread, and we thank u

the heartbreaker of the thread is the first poopcake IMO; those are cinnamon-vanilla and probably taste amazing, but they literally look like shit

these are the worst

http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cupcakes.jpg

you know what is funny about the poop ones is that I'm not sure that was a deliberate choice on the decorator's part

i mean they may as well of gotten a dog and installed it on top of their sick sick cupcake conveyor belt

That is not anatomically correct!

http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krwc4lhQCT1qzlarro1_500.jpg

(I blame rave culture)

and multicoloured genital warts?

I guess most penises aren't those colors either, though

http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/550_eyeballcupcakes1-300x200.jpg

("I always feel like/Somebody's watching me....")

(xpost) Except on 5esame 5treet...

Muppet penises with eyes, thanks for that thought.

http://www.sixuntilme.com/blog-mt2/blog_images/2009June/blueberry_cupcake.gif

(combination cupcake/Keeper)

http://fancyflours.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cupcakecones1.jpg

(it's okay, everyone confuses cupcakes with ice cream every now and then)

They do look like the Muppets that would make up the majority of the crowd scenes.

NE = Sam the 3agle, E = G0nzo, SE = K3rmit, SW = 8ig 8ird

thanks for the vagina cupcakes

xp TOO MUCH FROSTING (that's only okay if it actually IS ice cream, you know)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHEmJDLfFw

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6NBxCD0vWP8/SXnu-5bG02I/AAAAAAAABy8/4Q4gcFuQmV4/s400/start+%286%29.jpg

(this is, no lie, a turkey meatloaf cupcake)

GROSS

I hate meatloaf, though, so I am not a good person to try that one on

That "center insert" could be used for nefarious purposes - ie, fill giant cupcake with excrement, give to sworn enemy

remind me to stay on snoball's good side

thank you thread, I just laughed for like 10 minutes reading it and the other half seemed kind of perplexed to find me creased up in hysterics to the point of being unable to form words while looking at a photo of cupcakes

turkey meatloaf cupcake

Shat out of Hell?

those vagina cupcakes are, like, the best thing EVAH

I wonder what would happen if I set that as the desktop background on my work PC?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BO7MBkifLFk/SAOuM9_rg-I/AAAAAAAAAVU/XrVbPid9DlE/s400/golf+ball+cupcake.jpg

(n honor of Tiger Woods, although it also looks like a sick sea anemone with tonsillitis)

srsly, what the hell kind of food coloring creates THAT color

I thought they stopped making food colouring like that in the 70's.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ueN7Wf2brI/SpSd668AQYI/AAAAAAAAALE/xoq_XLLB6Zg/s400/sam+adams+cupcake.jpg

(beer cupcake topped with beer/cheese "frosting"; DELETE HUMANITY NOW)

frosting looks like a mess of cat sick

hahahaha YESSSSSS

http://lifewithcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/french-toast-bacon-cupcake-4-450x340.jpg

(french toast and bacon cupcake; sounds tasty and completely, utterly pointless)

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/18/633861943969260920-2girls1cupcake.jpg

http://www.starling-fitness.com/wp-content/cupcake.jpg

(cupcake or art project? please make up your mind)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VSQmfen-5og/S9OutgJsAnI/AAAAAAAAD-A/y7u4TQgjLJA/s1600/Tack-What%27sNewCupcake.jpg

(is it just me or are these things terrifying)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_APD06SSVt4I/Sstu0K9oVAI/AAAAAAAAAB0/YcJIqZWo5dk/s320/brain+cupcakes.jpg

(really it's the names that I find objectionable here)

Otherwise, delicious buttercream brains!

Those are some terrible puns.

sad thing is, at first glance I thought the cupcakes depicted pairs of hands in pre- or post-goatse poses. damn this internet.

...and damn you.

:p

If Sandra Lee made cupcakes, they'd just be plain store bought cupcakes soaked in tequila.

those cupcakes don't look like brains at all though. in a real human brain, the crack separating the left and right hemispheres ("interhemispheric fissure" for all you pedants) is nowhere near that pronounced, and there certainly isn't a bald strip on either side of it. the chef is a total Im B. Cile, imho.

not sure you can get more granularity on a mini "brain" cupcake, tbh (nor am I sure I would want it!)

while searching for an image of Kang and Kodos:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/df7EzVde5gt2751uQZkZ34SEo1_500.jpg

pretty sure my daughter would LOVE a bunch of those for her 8th birthday

(am I going to try to do that? No.)

...very VERY wrong:

http://eater.com/archives/2010/12/10/hip-hop-cupcakes-commercial-blackface-scandal-duncan-hines.php

I KNOW, RIGHT???????????????

I am officially astonished here

wtf

How the fuck did someone ever approve that? Didn't someone say "hang on a minute, this might be a bit racist"? WTF?