rolling POST ON THIS THREAD WHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE POSTING ON ILX AND ARE WORRIED THAT THERE HAS BEEN MAYBE A ZOMBIE ATTACK OR SOMETHING

hey guys?

uh oh

now i see that putting rolling in the thread title was terrible hubris

brb, boarding up the windows, stockpiling canned food

smells like maple syrup

Not dead or even attacked by zombies; just have the kids on my own this week and am very busy trying to make them behave/do homework/go to bed.

I live in front of a cemetery, so if there's a zombie apocalypse, I will try to warn you before they get me.

You're welcome, ILX.

so did it happen?

Not yet, but I'm on the alert.

i used to imagine things like this as a kid when i'd be biking and there were no cars on the road.

xp: nice try, zombie

RIP Sara; you should have gone to zombie-killing school instead of nursing school

BRAAAAAAAINSSSS

hmmmm

booty pop killed you all

we knew this would happen, the signs were there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJa8uq0rVU

huh.

darraghmac u bring the petrol and smokes i will meet u in greenland

i was abt to go looking for 'cut out all the middleman shit when there's just two people posting' threads tbh

btw madalena wld not only be more of a convenient reach, i've a feelin it'd be more temperate too somehow

eh tho temperate = better zombie habitat iirc

wtf no way? decomposition is our friend in this. think man THINK

i was kinda centered around the cold makes them slower -> i am slow -> wander around the frozen zombie wastelands pwning them in the melon while drinking from flasks in our parkas sorta vibe

also, less stinky i imagine

just sitting here, posting to iLX - not hearing the Beatles

how are the zombies where u are at

they're leaving me alone atm

i dunno does the cold make em any slower tbh, but i will freely admit that it's been several years since i took zombies 101 (was in a group where the other options were spanish for beginners and internet sexism, boy do i ever regret that call)

xp yeah sarahel is it good zombie weather there?

it must be very cold there from what i have learned on this thread

from myself

been thinking that maybe if zombies were prescribed an appetite suppressant on a publicly funded scheme then society as a whole could absorb the cost on a demonstrable benefit basis

well afaik society as a whole right now is the three of us because everyone else is dead by zombie so

you have my vote sir

however i would like all these dead deadbeats to help fund it out of fairness to the rest of us that are hard at work being alive and stuff

well as the elected rep i really can't be bogged down in details or menial labour. it's important at times of crisis to have a leader keeping a long term view.

so i guess it's up to sarahel to take care of stuff on the ground for the time being. we'll maybe review when the zombies are gone?

wait, i think roxy is also still alive - she complained about a bee

seems a bit fucking cavalier considering

a ZOM bee

;_; rip roxy i guess

oh it was a beer that smelled like pee, not a bee

i dont want to tell other people how to live their lives, but if you start drinking a beer and then notice that it smells like pee, there is never a bad reason not to drink that beer.

girl's branes are getting et and you're all talkin bout bad beer on the internet oh good job ilx nice sensitivity

1. my brains not et yet, america number one
2. she might be drinking pee, what a way to go
3. you monster

jeez russia all blown up and on fire? shit's getting dangerously close to thread premise imo

Oh man, i spend far too much time thinking about the Zombie Apocalypse!!!

ok then you must be the guy that has all the plans for this then? cos we're strugglin here tbh

I've got a plan
http://vercenter.ncue.edu.tw/English/images/figure_struct.png

kind of uneasy at sarahel getting all the lower level stuff while we have such a male dominated upper mgmt structure, i'm gonna have to ask you to take admin duties crut, hope you understand.

I would like to go where it is a bit colder and the zombie are slower. Also, ALIVE

wait, I mean I'm alive, not that zombies are (bc they are undead, obv)

in fairness there's lots of threads being hit up atm, quite CLEARLY there's no zombie attack u buffoon. tch honestly.

I live in front of a cemetery, just keeping my eyes peeled for them and trying to BE PREPARED

^ frontline ^

scarier at night, tbh

pretty sure it's too hot right now for any zombies to be hungry

yeah well tell it to greenland's #1 fan jj, he seems to have all manner of bright ideas about cooling things down for them

oh, he never listens to me, trust me on this one

jesus. all alone in this world with an army of zombies and l0u1s jagg3r. my woodwork teacher was right- i'm due a bad end.

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