negotiations to raise the ITR debt ceiling

serious times call for lowercase measures

i am against it, whatever it is that you are for, lets start from there

what do you want from ITR in the coming fiscal cycle?

a BMW

ok.

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that is not a compromise i am willing to make

that is not a compromise, "AMC" is "BMW" translated into american

learn your facts man, how can we even enter into negotiations otherwise.

also you dont get to have mail anymore because you got a BMW Pacer entitlement vehicle

so sara wants a spotify invite, but if she gets one for free that is creeping socialism. therefore it is decreed that if sara gets one she is required to mail dan poop as per prior unfulfilled statutory decree.

those in favor say "aye"

aye

neigh

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aye

the ayes have it, the motion is passed.

good work all of you, let us take this spirit of compromise forward and move directionally positivewise

VETOED

dont listen to that guy, hes the muslim god and this is merica so

now just wait a minute, this is my America too

I can't believe you still think I'm going to mail poop to Dan, John. LET IT GO

(actually fearing that "LET IT GO" could be massively misread in this context)

baliff please remove this crazy person and known communist so that we can get back to the important business of making law

"making law", I've never heard it called that before

"I really shouldn't eat this spicy burrito, I'll be making law 'til sunrise."

known communist, huh. Well, I NEVER

^ denial, to be expected but not given credence ime

yeah ime the one thread that connects people that say that they arent communists is that they actually are

i am obv a capitalist pig, but w/e

I WILL BE WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS ME TO BE, CONTINUE YR NEGOTIATIONS PLZ

negotiations stalled, creeping socialist in the room

it's bad enough that you call me a socialist, but "creeping" seems to be a v. low blow, sir

I can walk upright these days, you know

you will not truly walk upright until you walk upright full of pride in the obvious superiority of the american way

'i can walk upright'

CLEAR CODED REFERENCE TO ANIMAL FARM, BY GAWD WE HAVE YOU NOW YOU STINKING RED

*crawls back to hole and dies*

see now if you had been a capatalist you would have a house to crawl back to instead of your collectivist mud cave

reality bites, doesn't it

reality estate is where it's at

you eurocommunist nazis wouldnt know reality in these fine united estates of amerITRa

erITRrea

the outpouring of support for our national agenda is really inspiring to us all *wipes manly tear from eye*

if only we didnt have these vipers in our midst imagine what we could become

is it bad to admit that being called a viper makes me feel a little nostalgic for home?

just asking

ya that nest of vipers aka mother russia

T/S: HSTNGS vs MOTHER RUSSIA

HSTNGS would win

BTW I have no idea waht I did at shows between sets when I went by myself in the early 90s, technology is truly a gift from God (and by "God" I mean "America" which I am certain will deliver unto me a Beemer)

HSTNGS always wins in the end. Should get it involved in these debt negotiations, WHO KNOWS what would happen

people please, theres no need to invoke the nuclearHSTNGS option

h HSTNGS lst STNGS lngst

Thanks to our toil, itr credit rating has been raised to junk bond status

overrated itr bond statuses i have toiled

Probably no shock that this went so well given that the principal legislators were people from a state that shut down it's government for fun and an Irish guy

i'm only irish cos they built this

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otherwise we'd be an independent republic