I just watched a commercial where a voiceover says you can tell how grown up your kid is by seeing how well they clean themselves in the bathroom and then a cartoon bear stares into a tiny pair of tig

That's going to be way too long but fuck you charmin and your shit encrusted primary colored bear children

I just watched a commercial where a voiceover says you can tell how grown up your kid is by seeing how well they clean themselves in the bathroom and then a cartoon bear stares into a tiny pair of tighty whites and then I die inside.

There we go

these commercials deeply offend me too

Fuck this monstrous world

Here's a hint: if your commercial would get you arrested if it were done with real humans instead of cartoon bears, do not make that commercial.

Charmin commercials rally make me want to kill everything and everyone

also for whatever reason I assumed the cut off portion of this thread was "tiger tits"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sMuVPMkkk
that's it that's it that's it that's it I really love your tiger tits

Toilet paper marketing stands out as particularly bizarre in the already quite bizarre world of marketing. I think they think that the public has a much more intimate relationship with their bathroom tissue (Are you an over or an under? Do you have your roll sitting out like a savage or do you use a cozy, and what folksy euphemism do you use to describe your TP cozy usage?) than they actually do. Which just lends further credence to my theory that ad people are grown in vats and kept in isolation and are only aware of the existence of other people through exposure to marketing data and other commercials/ads.

btw there is a commercial out there that challenges this one for worst poop-related commercial ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlwOVHP7ngM

i hate commercials

cereal and yogurt commercials are the absolute worst

I am certain there has never been a yogurt commercial that involved a bear boggling into some underwear

not even Activia has fallen that low

I am also mildly offended (and definitely embarrassed) by the focus-grouped word "chobani"

if you like great grains cereal, you better be a 40-something woman standing in a field of wheat who cares about herself and her family
it's not that there's poop or bears involved, but they're just

they're just awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w

what the hell

the Activia Jamie Lee Curtis commercials just make me physically uncomfortable

that's because you ate so much yogurt

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7275/7121683021_b4fb7d9a87.jpg

i just find it hard to believe that people hang out at Jamie Lee's house to talk about how often they poop

"never tried"

She never it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfK3o_OclgU

see also commercials for

-- air freshener
-- cleaning products
-- anything that "mom knows best"

See the Velvet brand toilet roll commercials titled 'Love Your Bum'.