official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

all i can say is rip jw because i know hed have something to say about this

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

lol jw aimed me about this today

Bobby talked it over with some friends. “Basically, the consensus was to stick around because you like this girl, but don’t get too attached, because she’s going to be dead in three months,” Bobby said.

how hard is it to option a screenplay? i bet i cd get some $$ for this with michael cera as bobby

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

to anyone who had sex with this liar!!!
Submitted by newshoes on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 14:08.

I hate to be the bearer of even more bad news but if you have had any type of sexual encounter with her you NEED to go get yourself checked out. I have herpes thanks to her. I know it's her because I was a virgin before we hooked up. Now I have only had sex with one girl, who was a liar and a criminal who gave me herpes. Yay...

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think this is sort of the brooklyn version of that LA weekly story about harlan ellison and the fake internet firefighter

we need jw

yes exactly! xp

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

six is generous probably

I love boards

"handjob with my mouth"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/3230704517_176d919acb_b.jpg

oh no way

lol at iphone

i suppose ruthless documentation of one sociopathic user is a tad voyeuristic, and only a drop in the bucket, but still strikes me as just

what jw has to say about this:

jw: "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth," and was signed "Korean Abdul-Jabbar." It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell.
jsdfhjksdnlsdkf
1:03 PM me: um
1:04 PM jw: http://gawker.com/5212970/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster
I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
15 minutes
1:19 PM jw: I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
me: yeah got that the first time
1:20 PM jw: union pool <3

"handjob with my mouth" : "finger you with his penis"

/eastbound.

stay classy ny:

"attractive" my ass
Submitted by kittyyy on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 15:06.
Ah, silly boys and their yellow fever. They're even willing to fall in love with this moonpie with stab wounds for eyes. I expected this bitch to be at least marginally attractive from the way the article talked about her and her conquests. This is just pathetic. Come on, NY. You've all seen Asians before, right?

reply

someone figure out what band her ex-boyfriend was in

more from jw: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=88462246065

You've all seen Asians before, right?

meme potential

how much did she get jw for :}

it pleases me so much that this crazy cunt is still at large in williamsburg

http://nervous.org/images/200904/grifter2.jpg

"magic johnson" "AIDS" ?

dr. phil do i know you?

:)

say chaps i found her photobucket

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/

damn dude that is some fukin sleuthin

^_^

y'all should take this shit to 77

check out those insane sloth's y'all

stray ' there

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/123456.jpg

no pics of her coughing up blood?

http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/2009/04/i-lived-with-korean-abdul-jabbar/

1. Bobby Says:
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Sorry about sleeping in your bed! She made it out like it was totally cool. I felt really weird about it.

ha.

with identity theft and spam and 'ghost net' and the myspace bully suicide family thing, it seems at first glance like shitty people have a leg up using technology. but in the end, i wonder if increased connectivity might make certain kinds of sociopathic stuff harder to do? i mean if everyone in the pond has a blog and reads gawker this chick's life is going to be pretty hard from here on out.

yeah but all this chick has to do is move to seattle and go by a nickname and she could do it all over again imo, though it sounds like she's OCD about certain things and would probably repeat them and therefore be easy to figure out.

srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head

her fat asian head

the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous

i mean, i did, but

, but

SALT LAKE CITY, SLUTAH

that is one hardcore hipster, to keep up that persona.

serious wtf @ "smelled like an underage girl's snatch on raceday"

+ classic vice-esque racism: "she looked like mrs butterworth with a doo-wrag."

really would like to see the asian psychologist guy go over this letter on Law and Order: SVU.

don't know if it was new or why it was on tonight, but L+O: original series was based on hipster grifter tonight.

Cajun Boy

God I hate to admit this, but I find her handwriting kind of endearing.

October 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

another potential head for the wall

BK Phil

She gives good letter, I gotta say. Haven’t seen an envelope that cool since the 70’s.

October 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm

r.i.p.

The (loosely based) L&O episode had her as a killer!

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...WITH THE LAW AND ORDER TWIST

for the record, I've sworn off all the Laws and Orders. My standards have gotten higher (hard to watch after The Wire) and the shows have just sunk. Total pits.

u can take the grifter out of brooklyn and into prison, but u can't...

i mean, y is there even a death penalty if not for these crimes? i ask u

o u say that now but when in 10 years the nyer article comes out proving she was never even a hipster at all how will u feel?

Her tone is very cliche-ridden in a polished way in the letter, perhaps she can write inappropriate adjective-laden fiction, much like she has lived inappropriate cliche-ridden fiction

wow: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/10/08/wbns.deputy.fakes.cancer.wbns

hipster deputy

http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/01/500x_kfvegas2.jpg

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/01/let-the-grifting-begin/

certifiable

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January 25th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

lol

should i post this thread link in the comments? maybe she will come here and steal whiney's money

No bitching from me–I’ve missed you, baby. Always regreted that you never ran your fingers through my beard.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/piam010/625px-Nien_Nunb.jpg

lol, full house. i'd like to hear her thoughts on bea arthur, too. lol.

http://gawker.com/5485699/

"bonin down with bearded guyth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utK34RKhVkQ

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/piam010/625px-Nien_Nunb.jpg

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/05/when-im-too-lazy-to-write-you-get-tits/

cunydropout

Bucky pimp this bitch out, I’ll pay a g to get in those guts
May 13th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/03/anal-sex-the-gays-knew-all-along/

later:

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/07/narcissism-in-the-digital-age-lets-talk-about-how-awesome-i-am/

Enough already.No. Seriously. No more, please.March 30th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

she really loves that "hot dog in the [physical space]" metaphor huh

Bio: Lexicon artist writing bloviated drivel for Animal New York, Spook Magazine, and various other publications that feature nude illegal immigrants cleaning shit.

wow, that was enough for me to remove the bookmark

http://derekerdman.com/ilovemilkshakes/april2010/le_bed_of_warmth/pngs/gripster_in_the_bathroom.htm

the "would you like FRIES with that" ad at the bottom of that first article is killing me

http://animalnewyork.com/?s=ferrell&x=12&y=5

evidence for the prosecution.

none of those pieces have any comments on them.

She is repulsive in every sense.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojzkc3VuL1qb05xio1_500.jpg

http://mfotd.tumblr.com/post/16945963867/these-are-my-lady-sacks-atop-an-unseen-rusted

this shit just popped into my head for no reason. i'd never seen any of the stuff past 2010. i was going to ask "where is she now?" but i guess she is where she always was.

in the hallway

think that through

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Ouroboros-simple.svg/200px-Ouroboros-simple.svg.png

http://vimeo.com/53044579

https://www.thecut.com/2022/05/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-comeback.html

hmmmm

I curse the writer for mentioning there’s an instagram, which I obviously had to go look for

account name is… well, some things never change

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/books/review/kari-ferrell-youll-never-believe-me.html?unlocked_article_code=1.m04.F8OQ._i-8YRfyumeS&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Ferrell compares her past self to a competitive hot dog eater, moved to “cram and cram” her feelings inside until she’s about to explode.

I don’t remember looking up her instagram back in 2022 but I’m assuming it’s the same one that is still active… hotdoghandjobs

the brand is strong