ridiculous awesome shit that harbl dislikes

1. peter gabriel
2. bacon

i just realized harbl is a chick like 2 days ago

lol

i also hate xmas

oh i hate xmas too, i'm with you

good, it's lonely being the only one

i bet there are more of us

jews for example

scrooge

the grinch

man i should ban both of you

xxxp

i would think of more things to help you but it's hard to think of things that i hate that are ridiculously awesome, because they aren't ridiculously awesome to me

i like giving presents on xmas, that's it, everything else sucks about xmas

harbl do you hate laughing and making jokes

just list things you feel alone in hating, and we'll tell you how right you are.

yeah i guess i don't mind that but i don't like giving presents for the sake of giving presents. if you want to give someone a present you should but not necessarily on xmas. also it makes me sad because i don't really want or need anything but my mom insists on getting me lots of things and i feel like a jerk for not being happy about it. xp

no i actually laugh a lot irl but people think i look bored or mad most of the time too. it's hard to describe.

and i love jokes

now i am only thinking of things that i like sorry dudes

oh yeah i hate dancing

ugh i never want to meet you in real life!!!!!!

i dont know what we would do together probably just sit in a room and not talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINE

You hate dancing?! No!

i love nyc christmas trees sidewalk sales when you walk by and it smells so good and theres freezing vermonters camped out 24/7 hustling trees

im going to hang bacon on my christmas tree dancin to peter gabriel

i like it in theory but i would only dance (1) with someone else that hate dancing as much as i do and (2) if drunk

i guess xmas music is pretty awesome

i'm awkward

oh i don't like xmas music

6. max

harbl how do you feel about mini-pizzas inna bagel style

harbl i didnt know you were so young, did you just go straight to law school after college

this is also a ask harbl thread btw

i hate dancing

whatever we had, it's over

we used to do cut yr own xmas tree when i was a kid though, i liked that but i like the forest, so

yeah i just turned 24 :(

jerg i wd dance with u

what kind of law do you want to do

criminal defense

i have a special kind of love for criminals, tbh

thats too bad i was hoping youd be one of those young crazy rich ambitious corporate lawyers or whatever, then we could kick it and u could buy me stuff nm

judge i have a special kind of love for for the defendant - now u see u must acquit!

harbl what are your thoughts on this mug

http://www.barackobama.com/images/email/08/xmas/mug_e.jpg

it CHANGES from white to black with hot liquid inside!!

morbs xmas gift from ilx whatd u guys say !

don't like that mug

it's not my style is all

i like this thread though, i'm surprised at myself for liking it

You hate dancing?! No!

― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

You hate dancing?! No!

― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

You hate dancing?! No!

― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

harbro hammerarms

i don't think i've ever eaten grits or hominy. i think the sledgehammer did have pedal brakes AND normal brakes. my brother does not have sledgehammers for arms. my bike wasn't called big time.

did you ever have a strawberry shortcake big wheel or other type of big wheel? i did and it was awesome.

thanks for your gracious response. chicken, hominy, and black bean soup is better than every little boy's Huffy in the world, btw.

i did and it made so much noise on one of the wheels, it had this little clicker thing on the wheel, drove my parents crazy and they cut the clicker off with scissors. i was five, and my childhood was over. the end.

I'm the same age as your brother!

& I had a huffy with little multicolored beads on the spokes that made non-musical tinkling noises when the wheels moved. my dad tossed it in a dumpster when I was 10ish if I remember correctly

do you have sledgehammer arms, unregistered?

if you did, you could have smashed yr dad when that happened

well this was past big wheel age. i had a pink bike for a while. then i had a peugeot road bike, then i had a trek road bike.

I had sledgehammer arms and legs but chose not to use them, as I love my dad dearly.

had? what happened to them? did you outgrow them?

yes

i had a bottecchia a few years ago that i brought home to do something with and left there and my dad threw it out!!! now i have two bikes i have to fix so i don't really ride a bike i just keep them in my bedroom. :(

yes i outgrew those two bikes

dads are hell on their kids' old bikes, aren't they?

harbl if yr brother ever gets married, make sure you request SLEDGEHAMMER from the DJ at the reception

did you have a wagon? we had a cool wagon. it was red and you could take off the sides. ridiculous awesome, i tell you.

yeah we had two wagons. haha i also made my dog pull them. that was rude.

was it a radio flyer, tehresa? I had one of those, and it was ridiculous awesome, yes. one of my earliest memories is of my mom pushing me around the town hall in it during my town's 250th anniversary parade. it was covered in red, white, and blue streamers, and I had the time of my life.

yeah i think it was!

pretty sure it's still in the garage. my parents keep random shit on it like potting soil or whatever.

also when I was 13ish, I was pulling my two little cousins in the wagon at the campground we went to, when it tipped over and tossed both of them in a mud puddle. that wasn't one of my earliest memories & none of us had the time of our lives that day.

http://platinumgalleria.com/radio-flyer-town-country-wagon.jpg

<3

nah wait, mine was this model:

http://www.blueberryforest.com/images/images-radio-flyer/radio-flyer-trav-ler-traveler-wagon-550.jpg

(those aren't my cousins iirc)

i just remembered how a few years ago my grandpa was visiting and he fell and hurt his hip and my sister went and got the wagon and lined it with pillows to try to wheel him into the house lolllll

haha

got to say im feeling harbl on the bacon issue

this is like the bacon backlash backlash backlash

had bacon x2 cheeseburger ala 5guys today o my

hey it's ur life i'm not gonna try to discourage you from liking bacon

fair

i don't like babies

― jortin shartgent (harbl)

no offense to babies

tbf, i do dislike cleaning up after babby takes ridiculous awesome shit

animal babies are smarter, cuter, and more lovable than human babies. no offense to humans.

* Taxi Cabs

they're ok i just prefer to avoid them? expensive + don't mind walking far. i like to walk!

taxis r awesome? whatevs

they are?

they smell bad

Taxi Cabs are awesome if you are going to the airport! Have you tried going to an airport on public transport? It's absurd!

i like cabs

yeah i go to airport on light rail for $1.60 vs. like $30 or something for a cab? last place i lived i usually got a ride but once i took the bus (2 buses to be honest). it was absurd but i liked it.

well sorry but only some of us have HEAVY rail that costs a lot of money

still cheaper than a cab i bet

Only marginally cheaper, and that's just if you're travelling by yourself. Going with a friend, a taxi is cheaper!

well if it was cheaper than the alternative i'd take a cab obv

anywhere that u can take a cab w/out it being crazy exp. is also walkable imo. so cabs are either exp. or unnecessary depending imo.