EXCLUSIVE: Dating Tips from Sexy NFL Stars!

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/dating-tips-from-football-players

what the shit is this!!!

what the fuck is wes welker talking about

It's fine if you hire a private investigator!

Kyle Boller has freakishly thin lips. And yeah, Wes Welker just freaked me out.

kyle boller is the QB of the rams, he should consider lowering his standards a little.

is matt cassel answering an unasked question? he looks vaguely concussed in that photo.

glanced more than read the "article" so i saw:

"Cosmo got the second hottest football players out there..."

also and fyi: related stories include shirtless bachelor showdown

Wes Welker actually looks like he's confronting a woman about going through his cellphone in that picture.

Yeah, that seems like the sort of thing that would come to mind only after you've had a girl rummaging through your stuff. Either that or he is constantly getting texted by randoms with like "U R so hot would luv to be yr slot receiver LOL", and he's just getting paranoid about it.

Patrick Willis = Hero
"If she said she doesn't like men who play video games, that would be a problem. I'm a video game fanatic!"

Kyle Boller - St Louis Rams Fever with that open shirt/chest hair.

Matt Cassell = largest chin in the NFL

Wes Welker = whoa. dude got the restraining order paperwork and the Cosmo questionnaire mixed up.

Also: no, thank YOU, David Anderson.

Terrell Owen's likes woman who can carry a conversation, especially if it is about Terrell Owens.

The Wes Welker picture is not helping, dude's eyes look like Keir Dullea when he went down the wormhole in 2001.

http://media.decider.com/assets/images/articles/article/26868/Keir_23_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

whotf is david anderson anyway.

I don't know who David Anderson is but I might pay closer attention to the Texans this weekend...