NON-CREEPY TEENPOP THREAD

wtf

The owners of a child star are like leaseholders -- their property diminishes in value every year. Time's chariot is at their back; before them acres of anonymity. Miss Shirley Temple's case, though, has a peculiar interest: infancy is her disguise, her appeal is more secret and more adult. Already two years ago she was a fancy little piece (real childhood, I think, went out after The Littlest Rebel). In Captain January she wore trousers with the mature suggestiveness of a Dietrich: her neat and well-developed rump twisted in the tap-dance: her eyes had a sidelong searching coquetry. Now in Wee Willie Winkie, wearing short kilts, she is completely totsy. Watch her swaggering stride across the Indian barrack-square: hear the gasp of excited expectation from her antique audience when the sergeant's palm is raised: watch the way she measures a man with agile studio eyes, with dimpled depravity. Adult emotions of love and grief glissade across the mask of childhood, a childhood that is only skin-deep.It is clever, but it cannot last. Her admirers -- middle-aged men and clergymen -- respond to her dubious coquetry, to the sight of her well-shaped and desirable little body, packed with enormous vitality, only because the safety curtain of story and dialogue drops between their intelligence and their desire.

Graham Greene OTM

U GON GET SUED

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/whatthefuck.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43062000/jpg/_43062525_site1_ceop203.jpg

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/28/us/28pedophile.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

eew

lolsssss

http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/1416908226/C_1416908226.jpg http://debroffdebrief.clubmom.com/photos/uncategorized/jojo.jpg wud make good wives LOL amirite?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/blondie.jpg

favo(u)rite Rolling Teenpop 2007 Thread poster

king boy twatto banned me but ftr, dabug gets my vote.

honi soit

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060109h.jpg

Colbie Caillat is an American singer, somewhere in her early 20s who was a Myspace superstar then got a record deal. She writes acoustic guitar songs that are very sweet and pretty and boring, but extremely pleasant, and she's got a good warm voice. I've no idea why she's so popular, but I don't mind it at all.

-- Greg Fanoe, Thursday, October 4, 2007 11:00 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://whereisben.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/insight.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwBdHOIQsUY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWm-vpzWMw4
French punk youngsters, early 80's

at the end theres drunk gainsbourg talking to a member of the group
"hoos permit to bj? loolss thats a quite crass thing to say lol we keep this at the editing of course ... slightly discusting .. . NEXT! zero of behaviour? if I were their teacher I would give em 20/20.... ok the thing is to last in long run: fucking people over is a must.. so obviously you too guys you must... try to fuck other people over. there is no other solution. yeah one must be cynical and without pity. "
the kid goes " yes ! yes!"

big HOOS permit to bj

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T67hk08Smg

dieXatomic (2 months ago)
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ils sont tres kawa

ii

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7041/ydontusn8.gif

this is actually kinda sad ;_;
"In three months through June 2006 my book moved about 1,450 copies, so I said to myself, "It'll probably top out at about 2,000," which I guess wasn't too bad considering I didn't get many reviews, the most high-profile being Tom Breihan's Pitchfork rave ("Don't even attempt to fuck with Real Punks Don't Wear Black") that didn't even go up until July.

My statement for the year through June 2007 finally arrived yesterday, and I was thinking I might get a royalty check for another two hundred, which'd be nice. Shows how much I know about the book business. What happened was I got clobbered by returns, over 600 of them, with only 89 new copies sold (so much for Pitchfork's effect on book sales). So now I'll be lucky if I even top out at 1,000, and I'm sure I'll never get another royalty check on it."

he's not alone most collections of previously published journo don't sell for shit

if he wants to pay the bills perhaps he can make his next book about da vincis and/or their codes, spliced up with a little lite-rock crit a la American Psycho.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4ujiq8oOro

^argh vince clarke you horrible fucking man. (nb "quote" from dep mode "just can't get enough" on chorus)

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOLOLO @ "pedophile" song.

Hey Frank. Did you ever read Attali's Noise? I'm doing a reread for a thesis and I forgot how hard a lot of Attali's stuff works with teenpop and with the sortof musicology you've been developing. (He obv. takes it to different places too...)

-- Mordy, Sunday, 3 February 2008 09:47

"the sort of musicology you've been developing" LOL.

see also: xhuxk quoting his muse Met@l Mlke on going to see Miley Cyrus in concert (this dude is prob 60!)

When this old world gets me down
And there's no love to be found
I close my eyes and soon I find
I'm in a playground in my mind
Where the children laugh and the children play
And we sing a song all day

"My name is Michael, I got a nickel
I got a nickel, shiny and new
I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That's what I'm gonna do"

See the little children
Living in a world that I left behind
Happy little children
In the playround in my mind

Oh the wonders that I find
In the playground in my mind
In a world that used to be
Close your eyes and follow me
Where the children laugh and the children play
And we sing a song all day

"My girl is Cindy
When we get married, we're gonna have a baby or two
We're gonna let them visit their grandma
That's what we're gonna do"

"My name is Cindy
When we get married, were gonna have a baby or two
We're gonna let them vist their grandma
That's what we're gonna do"

See the little children
See how they're playing so happy
In the playround in my mind

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
La la la la la la la

top 100 songs against pedophilia

I'm developing a musicology in my pants right now

And why would anyone could think "super soak that ho" could have any other meaning than a playful water gun fight? I used to super soak hos all the time, and it was definitely platonic.

-- dabug, Monday, 21 January 2008 05:59 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

thread of missing binge

You are GABRIELLA. You're head is definately in the game... the scholastic game that is. You are concentrated on your grades, and you are a genuine sweetheart. Everyone likes you for who you are, not for who you pretend to be. You areproof that the nice girl always gets the prince.

“Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)”
“Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)” cover
Single by Ashlee Simpson
from the album Bittersweet World
Released December 11, 2007 (US)

February 11, 2008 (Australia/New Zeland)
Format digital download, cd single
Recorded 2007
Genre electropop Pop
Length 3:38
Label Geffen Records
Writer(s) Ashlee Simpson, Tim Mosley and Kenna
Producer Timbaland

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2008/04/22/miley_cyrus_shows_her_bra_for_jesus.php

frank kogan said:
i'd hit it!

Posted on April 23, 2008 04:27 AM

no shit

maybe that wasn't really him ; )

http://imagechan.com/images/ce23a7a05b38e01bc7b38672b72f258b.gif

LILMAMA said:

WAY TO GO FRANK KOGAN, YOU CHILD MOLESTER! AND SUSAN - HOW MANY CHILD STARS HAVE YOU MANAGED SUCCESSFULLY? SHE'S A KID, KIDS MAKE MISTAKES... ANY OF YOU MADE ANY MISTAKES?

maybe that wasn't really him ; )

-- gershy, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:48 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

You take yr stupid beef to another site entirely, and post libellous shit about another ilx user? Yer out of here as of now. Banned.

There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too,
And up in the nurs'ry an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "coocoo".

Regretfully they tell us,
But firmly they compel us
To say goodby to you.

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

So long, farewell, Au'voir, auf wiedersehen,
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,
Good bye

I'm glad to go,
I cannot tell a lie.
I flit, I float,
I fleetly flee, I fly.

The sun has gone to bed and so must I
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye!

great revive pash!

lololololololol

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