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I love it! Do you?

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

the bloodier, the better.

Phil-Two, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Meat Is Neat. In ALL forms.

I had WILD BOAR MEAT once and it was brilliant! Mmmmmm. Sosage sandwiches on white bread with tomato sauce. Oooh.

Sarah, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I had a sausage sandwich on saturday night (sunday morning) when I came in and I had just cooked the sausages and made the toast when I found there was no ketchup. Talk about ruining my weekend.

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yeah but think of the piggies whose life you have ruined.

Sir P Macartney, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Aw no, toasting ruins it! You want the bread to go all soft from the grease, mmm soft white bread soggy with ketchup and fat with sossijizz yum yum. Home of sosage butty = Cafe Pop Manchester Land. UHHH. So. Good!

Sarah, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I didnt ruin their lives personally, I merely tacitly colluded with those who did by eating the sausage. Toasting is great cos the butter melts into the toast better, and it's warm, and the weathers getting cold. Plus toasting helps stale bread taste better.

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Correct form of sausage butty = Tesco Value white bread, good sausage and BROWN SAUCE. Not ketchup.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Quite, it is obviously Science Fact that sausage sandwiches require brown sauce and bacon sandwiches red sauce and both require the pappiest white bread going. When I was hungover at work last Friday one of the boys got me a bacon sarnie from the canteen but screwed up and there was brown sauce on it which impeded my recovery severely.

Emma, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't really bother with brown sauce. As for the bread, yeah I mean in a perfect world every sandwich would have fresh bread, but generally I'll take whatevers there.

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i feel a row about vegetarianism is about to break out.

stevo, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well we've not had one for a month or so. Its as regular as clockwork round here usually.

Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Let's talk about sauce instead then. What about those "tangy" flavours eh? And BBQ sauce and Lea and Perrins Worcester sauce?! For me it's gotta ALWAYS be the red ketchup. It goes so well with everything! And if people come round and you don't have any food you can always cook cheapo pasta, plonk red sauce on it and call it pesto! With brown sauce you would have to call it "poo". Eeergh I don't like it.

I think Suzy and me should have a BAKE OFF.

Sarah, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like Bicks hamburger relish. Or their mexican relish stuff. In fact any of their stuff is great except it's very hard to open the jars.

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

This is the first ever thread to make me salivate like Cujo.

St.Bernardburger. Mmmmmmmm.

Trevor, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Today is the debut of the purple ketchup. It is on the list and i am buying grocreies this week to make sure we get a bottle.

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Have I missed something? Purple Ketchup? Are you sure its not a double meaning for something?

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Has anybody tried Green Ketchup yet? I am not making that up, btw...

Andrew L, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

We have green Ketchup in our cupboards. But i do love meat , back on track. Esp. Game ! Vension, Rabbit , Partridge, Moose . I am telling you its pure sex .

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

And I tried so hard to be veggie when I was 16...

Brown sauce is vile, as is supermarket white slice (AKA The Bread With A Nuclear Half-Life). I find these items plebby in a Served On Sink Estates kind of way.

The perfect sausage sandwich is, quite simply, garlic and basil sausages from Gazzano's in Farringdon Road on baker's white toast with ketchup and mayonnaise. Cumberlands seem to require mustard. Dijon, that is. Substiture SMOKED bacon for the perfect bacon sandwich.

Tonight I'm having keema lamb curry with peas. Mmmm.

suzy, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

ANyone heard those adverts for ketchup soup on US radio. It sounds great, and then a patronising voice comes in and tells us that - for millions of families - ketchup soup is a way of life and saying that malnutriion is a serious problem. Bah! Spoiling all our fun.

If it gets organised I shall be selling the tickets and promoting Suzy and Sarah's bakeoff as the ensuing clash of ethos can only be top spectator sport fun.

Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well excuse me........

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What could Purple Ketchup be another meaning for. Indeed are any bodily secretions purple?

Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If not, why not?

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Suzy if you're ever up my way pop into the Masham sausage shop, the pork with black pudding and apple is especially recommended.

Billy Dods, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Cor. Quality sausages and Black Sheep beer in the same town. I'm moving to Masham.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I am too . Wild boar Sausge in Wine . Will they send cross the pond ?

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I had an elkburger about twenty years ago. Damn good, actually.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like meat well done. What's this love of bloody shit people love to cop to? Steak tastes better really well-done to where any fat is grizzlied up like bacon. Not so well-done it's tough to chew. Bloody meat tastes shitty! Yeah, it makes you tough. I love chicken, steak and shrimp (which is poultry, I guess... still, a meat). Salmon's another good example. If it's well done (browned on top) it's delicious, but everyone cooks it so it's stinkyfish.

Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I had buffalo last night, cooked rare with a slice of gorgonzola. It left a mess of blood and melted cheese on the plate, which looked like a work of art.

Madchen, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

But just imagine how yummy it would have been if it was properly cooked!

Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

nude spock all that well-done carbonised meat has bronzed yr brane also: shrimp = NOT HARDLY poultry!!

mark s, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Eurgh, no, give me bloody meat any day. Except chicken.

Madchen, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What Madchen said. Well done red meat in particular is an abomination.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh yeah, why the hell did I write that? Fish ain't birds. I almost forgot-- I LOVE DUCK. Or, as the french say, "canard".

Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Speaking of birds, how about some gooses?

Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Duck of all things should be served pink. Overcooked duck is an abomination, Spock.

Madchen, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I didn't say overcooked, just well-done. I never cooked a duck, so I dunno. It's always good when I eat it and it's always pink, so I guess you're right about the duck.

Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Speaking of Duck.
David got his liscence today and is going north this weekend to shoot Ducks and Grouse .

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I have been trying to be vegetarian for three weeks except for one bowl of chicken noodle soup that I forgot counted as meat (even though it is called chicken noodle). All the edible school lunches feature meat. I miss my soup and spaghetti sauce. And I'm going to keep coming back to this threat just to read, for no actual good reason.

maria, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Chicken and beef pot noodles are suitable for vegans.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Poor Maria, I've been there. I toughed it out on Christmas dinners etc. but broke down when my mother set a pastrami trap three months into my veg diet. This story is one that still makes her cackle like a mad scientist.

suzy, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Tur-duck-e n!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Shame it's not called Turd-Ucken

Madchen, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Pastrami trap" sounds evil. It's likely to be a crabcake or meatball trap for me. I adore crabcakes.

maria, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My love of Bacon is well known in the area. Something to do with constantly feeding people my tofu N bacon stir fry.

I'd love chicken more but I can't afford it.

Mr Noodles, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I've left a lamb recipe on the Retsina thread...

suzy, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

yes i am a vegan. yes i eat no meats or animal products. no i'm not going to shout or try to convert anyone (no-one would listen even if i did :)) i spurn your well done ducks and your chipolata sausages and foot and mouth disease burgers...

katie, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You're thinking of BSE, foot and mouth is quite harmless to humans. I may go for a burger for lunch. I'm hungover and its kind of an unwritten rule.

Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

ronan, today i am your spiritual twin for i too am hungover. think i'll head over to sainsburys and see what they have in the way of greeeeaassy samosas...

katie, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think you hangover is well deserved as you got to see Spiritualized for free at an industry shindig last night.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

bah... *muffled sounds of samosa consumption*

katie, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What you saw Spiritualized last night??? And you're hungover? Truly this is living as it should be.

Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I think it's high time that this thread be revitalized. DIE VEGAN SCUM!! Hee hee hee :-p

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Done this before but:

People who eat meat believe A) it's alright to kill a creature for pleasure if you judge it to be inferior and/or B) that your own satisfaction is more important than facing the issue, to the extent that you'd prefer the resulting food to look nothing like the original creature.

I'm unsure of the moral difference between eating an animal and eating a retarded person or a small child. Can anyone clarify the difference without relying on an unprovable religious or spiritual concept of soul?

chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You're really determined to get a big shouty argument going about this, aren't you?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Who me? Well I didn't respond to the thread when it was originally posted. I didn't gleefully *revitalise* it. My post on today's other veggie thread wasn't argumentative. And I didn't shout *DIE FLESH- EATING SCUM*.

Just because I'm not towing this thread's party line, I'm the troublemaker?

chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes we have done this before - you used a variant on this argument and I said:

"The problem is that some animals kill and eat other animals without rationalising ("thinking"), so *if* we have the ability to think about it and choose whether to reject it or not then A) is presumably by definition true, i.e. we are superior to animals by virtue of our ability to choose vegetarianism, WHETHER OR NOT we actually choose it (choosing it might make us morally superior, depending on your pov)."

That argument is slightly tangential to what you're saying now (but I'm reprinting it because I trawled through ILE looking). What you're now saying is that meat eaters presume it is OK to kill an inferior being for pleasure (though of course it isn't just "for pleasure" - most meat-eaters, me included, believe that a diet which includes meat is healthier than a diet which doesn't, but I've never looked into the science of that so I may be entirely wrong.)

You're being disingenuous to ignore the question of species, and also of course by saying "being" you're not specifically including only animals - mainstream vegetarians are clearly OK with consuming inferior "beings" as long as they're inferior enough (eg plants, fungi, bacterial cultures).

But generally you're right - I do think it's OK to farm non-human species for food. I would prefer it to be done in as humane a way as possible so that the animal is content and does not suffer unduly when alive. This might seem like hypocrisy to you, but vegetarianism to me sometimes seems like a vaguely sentimental attempt to deny the existence of death.

I also have a loyalty to my own species - the rationality which allows us to debate this kind of issue also I think gives us a kind of moral duty not to kill and eat one another. Here my thinking is much vaguer and much more influenced by the empathy, compassion etc. I admit I don't show to farm animals. Even so though the small child example is silly - we can assume that a small child will grow into a thinking adult. Not eating retarded people is based pretty much entirely on empathy and cultural practise, I'd guess.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No, it's just that you have asked exactly the same question before and got reasoned responses despite its rudeness, so why bother bringing it up again unless you want to rile people?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think you only have the right to eat an animal that you could breed or hunt, kill, skin and fillet yourself. That means all you city dwellers should subsist on... BUNNIES!!!!!!!!! Oh, and pidgeons.

Anyway, I have found that I'm not very good at killing things. I've tried to harden myself. I can kill mice and sparrows, I'm not too good with starlings (their necks are kind of strong). The largest animal I can kill with my bare hands is a rat and I don't want to eat rats.

In order to justify eating bigger animals I got a job at an abottoir. Well, the sad news is that I just can't stomach it. I only lasted a day and a half. I got sent to the freshly killed lamb chiller to get some tags (I had been working in the well-dead pig chiller). Anyway, despite being called a chiller it was about body temperature in there due to all the freshly killed and skun lambs. Their bodies were all flesh and yellow-fat coloured and the floor was a river of blood. I seriously felt like I was in the back of the truck in that awful scene from The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover whilst I was walking through the rows of heat-radiating carcasses. I ran out of there into the fresh air where I retched and wept.

So, I no longer eat animals. I also do not eat chook periods (i.e. eggs) as that's just gross. Based on the fact that I am not a baby cow or a baby goat I also do not eat dairy products.

I do feed my cat whatever he lusts after, be it liver, kidney, steak fish or bunny.

Tabs, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Richard has a point. In the previous thread - the Baked Haddock one I'm quoting from - Chris got three replies. Two were hostile and shouty, one was reasoned. Guess which two he replied to? The hostile and shouty replies were a bit silly and I think Chris had a perfect right to take them on in kind, but you have to conclude that on this issue Chris likes a bit of a scrap.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Not in real life, honest. I'm squished by the weight of public opinion / non-opinion and how close to extremism the issue places me. Totally loved close friends, my flatmate, majority of lovers: all eat meat. And face-to-face I find aggressive veggie arguers difficult and embarrassing.

chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, the "presentation" argument seems flawed to me too. In the pecking order of meats, the ones which are looked upon with most disdain etc. are the reprocessed meat, chicken cubes etc - people don't want to eat those, they eat them because they're poor, in general. The reason those are not presented as animal-shaped things is because they're all the horrible shavings, bone meal, anuses etc etc of the animals and need to be re-formed in order to be made solid.

Pigs cows and sheep, meanwhile, are presented in ways that don't look exactly like the animals because they are big animals and you can't eat a whole one. But no attempt is made to disguise the animalness - a leg of lamp looks like a leg, pork is served with skin intact, chickens certainly look like chickens. If the head of an animal is considered edible it gets left on - eg fish and to some extent even pig. People are a lot less squeamish about their meat than some vegetarians would like to believe, I think.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Amusing - given the nature of ILE - that Richard is suddenly sensitive to my *rudeness*.

chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Aggresively telling someone what their own beliefs are is far, far ruder than the everyday discourse on ILE.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Can anyone clarify the [moral] difference [between a chicken and a small child] without relying on an unprovable religious or spiritual concept of soul?

Animals are not morally equivalent to human beings by any definition of morality. If your basis for morality is religious then you need go no further than the fact that God said it was okay to kill animals but not to murder people. You could also say that animals have no souls and people do, and that man was created to rule over the animals. However, if your basis for morality is more "humanist", more to do with preserving order and keeping society together, then you are entitled to kill and eat animals because you are operating within the human moral system quite effectively.

The idea that we are equal with animals, all co-existing soullessly, and that this equality somehow means that eating them is wrong, is no more or less mystical and irrational than the "soul" argument.

Sam, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The question is - is it possible to talk of moral questions regarding species which are not rational and therefore cannot have evolved a system of morality? What in moral terms is the difference between a cow and a brick?

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"the small child example is silly - we can assume that a small child will grow into a thinking adult."

Tom, is the only significant value of a young child's life the fact that it will grow to be a 'thinking' adult? Isn't there inherent value in a consciousness of pre-logical perception and emotion, which there's every reason to suppose is something larger-brained animals (but not plants & fungi) share with young children.

scott, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Tabs: we can also eat FOXES!! As they have wisely mostly moved to the city. One was found in the House of Commons a month or so back, asleep on a filing cabinet. It turns out he was the MP for [insert constituency most likely to madden most ILe readers]].

mark s, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

if a sense of lost possibility = pain, then yes, scott, this is a key part of the argt

mark s, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Richard, which word or phrase in my original post - or any here - has implied to you aggression on my part? I'm quite calm, thankyou.

My original post was a statement pertaining to your actions - suggesting they demonstrate a belief that you would perhaps deny or be uncomfortable with. I apologise for being rude to you and rephrase as a set of qustions:

Richard, as an omnivore, do you regard the animals you eat as inferior to yourself?

If yes, do you therefore believe it is ok across-the-board to kill living creatures that are inferior to yourself, or do you draw a line somewhere?

If no, do you experience remorse each time you eat one, or do you avoid thinking along those lines during your meal?

chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Scott: basically, yes, I would say that the inherent value in small children is their potential as adults. This is the inherent value of adults too, and is why we call death "untimely" and is in part why we're so upset when children die.

The value there is in pre-logical emotional and perception is what leads me to say that animals should be treated as well and humanely as possible.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

But eat them. Cause you have a vague feeling it makes you healthier. Tom, you're not living up to your normal standards of impressive argument here.

Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Chris's value-judgement use of the word inferior is what causes me a problem. While I don't consider myself / humanity *superior* to other living things (although I'm more interested in myself / other humans than I am in boring old animals), I recognise a need to draw a line somewhere in the great continuuum of living beings to distinguish will-eat from won't-eat. I choose humans to be on the won't-eat side. We all draw that line somewhere, and contradiction generally follows.

Chris, your question is phrased such that I assume you don't believe animals are 'inferior' to humans and therefore, you reason, we should not kill them. If you do take that position, are you of the opinion that animals should have the same rights (at least to life) as humans? In a contradiction-free ideal Chris world, would animal killers be brought to some sort of justice?

Tim, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

This is what I mean by vegetarianism being a sentimental desire to deny death. Animals are living beings. They are going to die. Why is it a bad thing to die? i. It's painful. ii. It's frightening if you're rationally aware of it. iii. It cuts of an invididual's potential. iv. It causes pain to other individuals who care about the dead creature.

As non-rational beings, animals' potential for development is zero. Their conceptualisation of death I'm not sure about but it doesn't strike me that most animals have great awareness of mortality: they fear pain for certain but not neccessarily death. It doesn't matter to me therefore *when* they die. Therefore it doesn't matter to me if their time of death is chosen by nature or man. What matters is that the death is not cruel or painful - here is where farming fucks up, generally. That leaves reason iv why death is bad - and in that sense the best reason for not killing animals is that human vegetarians feel bad about it.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

see, tom and richard are the kind of meat-eaters that i can sit down at a table with. as a vegan, my argument runs thus:

i could not kill a cow, pig, bunny etc to eat it, although i am well aware that in nature this happens. (part of the reason that i couldn't kill a cow is because i don't have huge sharp teeth and claws, but i'm basing this bit on me being a sentimental goon). i regard these creatures as lower in intelligence than myself (any comments about this bit and there'll be words) though not necessarily inferior as hey, there's a place for all life-forms on the planet.

therefore, goes the vegan reasoning, i shouldn't expect anyone else to do it for me, let alone in the horrific conditions that most meat animals are reared and killed in (by the way, since when were abattoirs part of 'nature'?) and since terrible farming conditions lead to terrible food (that's just common sense) i choose not to eat meat.

pretty much the same argument for milk, eggs etc as well as the fact that i think milk is unhealthy anyway.

my other main point is that if you want to eat meat, fine. i'm not going to try and convert anyone, although i do think that people should be better educated about where their food comes from. then, based on that, they can make their own choices.

katie, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

oh and tom, it's nothing to do with denying death. animals reared for meat have hellish *lives*, that's why i don't eat them.

and don't anyone say "oh but then by eating them you'll be putting them out of their misery." i've heard this before and it's quite frankly ridiculous.

katie, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Chris, it was the tone of the question that came across as agressive to me. Sorry for reading more into the question than was actually there.

I had written something more in response the original question, but the first part of Tim's post sums up my position better than it did.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Clarification: last it = my response.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Katie yes sorry I was trying to suggest that in my earlier posts - the pain sustained by the animal during its life and/or death is what makes me feel guilty, not the actual fact of its death and being eaten. But Chris was phrasing the question not "do you think it is wrong to torture animals using intensive farming techniques" but "do you think it is wrong to kill animals" and that's what I was answering.

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

gotcha.

beansprout, anyone? :)

katie, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Curses hold on I see your vegan game. You lot are trying to keep me here talking about meat so that I can't go into Headington and eat some. Well it won't work I tell you!

Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I am very worried by any argument that begins by equating a retarded child with a non-human. I am also bothered by the "unnatural" argument, but that's a logical black hole I don't particularly want to venture towards.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

it's not unnatural to eat meat! all i said was that it was unnatural to have abattoirs/intensive bressding programmes etc as in nature, animals are killed as and when the preadator/packs of predators are hungry, and they are not bred especially for the purpose! that's all. hence people who bring up the "it's natural" argument are technically correct - but it's all the other stuff that bothers me. if meat was produced humanely and with respect, i would probably eat it.

katie, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Katie skirts the edge of the black hole in my mind, forcing me to expose how odd my thought processes are.

I have a problem with things being labelled as "unnatural" because they are created or by human beings. It doesn't make sense to me on the basic level that something which is unnatural should be impossible to do. It's a very odd logical leap, but one I find particularly charming and endearing.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

ah-ha!

DAn, you weird :):)

when i say natural i of course mean that people point out that animals eat other animals in "nature". which i don't have any argument with, i was just saying that you don't see many abattoirs on the savannahs of Africa...

you are right though, people ought to define what they mean by "nature". discussing this point in the context of 1890s literature, for example, is most fascinating...

katie, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think in cases like this the objection to something being 'unnatural' tends to mean it goes against principles of natural order and balance which are seen as evidenced in such things as seasonal cycles and the animal kingdom's conformity to same and, by extension, in their behaviour in general. But the extrapolation from mere consequences of life developing on an orbitting planet to the idea of guiding/governing principle is pseudo-religious cobblers (with deviance here being more a matter of technological disruption than personal transgression). In both cases there's the same dishonest selectivity in what is presented as exemplifing the goodness of supposed principle, and both are detrimental in the arbitrarily prescriptive bounds they set on human activities (which isn't to say that just because there's nothing stopping us doing as we please that it's always a good thing to do so).

scott, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

eight months pass...
A message board.... all about meat... ok....

A fishy person, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh if only

Josh, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

once me and my friend korin ate cocktail sausages wrapped in salami. I like processed meats.

rainy, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ten months pass...
I used to enjoy the DIY deli at the cafeteria we have at work, you just grab yrself some makin's and yr choice of bread and they charge by weight. I learned from an engineer that the way to save cash was to put all the meat and cheese and whatnot on the plate to be weighed and buy the bread separately. 2 slices of bread is cheaper than if it's weighed in with the other stuff. Condiments too. It's not that there was a really astounding selection of stuffs, but it was the best way to get a filling meal at lunch without paying like $7. Then at some point they went from having a selection of Ham + Turkey + Random Surprise Cold Cuts to having the same thing every day- Extremely Low Grade Salami + Ham + Turkey. This made it so monotonous I couldn't stand it anymore, and then we started eating at cafeteria B, which has a taco bell franchise on site. I was enjoying soft steak tacos for quite a while, and then they switched to making everything 'Fresh', also known as HAHA NO OVERSTOCKING THE BEAN BURRITOS EVER AGAIN, YOU WAIT IN LINE AND SUCK IT UP CUSTOMER MAN, which is an acceptable business decision for them I suppose but it just drives me away to the pizza people. We're back eating in cafeteria A again, the cold cut selection still sucks, and I just have to say that as much as I love a dead pig carved up and cooked for my pleasure, between the ham sandwich and the pizza, I think I have way too many pork parts in my diet.

Side note about cafeteria B: The grill has Scrapple on the breakfast menu.

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

i shudder at the thought of military scrapple ... esp. since non-military scrapple is dire enough!

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

the concept of scrapple does my head in

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 5 May 2003 02:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm gonna try it this week I think

Millar (Millar), Monday, 5 May 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight months pass...
sausages!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

roast lamb for christmas dinner

isadora (isadora), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Rabbit stewed until tender then taken out, breaded with egg and cracker crumbs then fried in bacon fat. A porterhouse steak with Montreal steak spice and nothing else. Pulled pork. I still can't believe I was a vegetarian for 5 years.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Fire up the grill for the OSTRICH BURGERS!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Pulled pork

i ain't saying nothing.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Pulled pork sammiches is the shit. Slop some cole slaw and bbq sauce on that muh...dayamn.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Roast beef last night...which means roast beef sandwiches later this week! *dances a merry little jig of anticipation*

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

Feed Your Dog Regularly, or He'll EAT YOU!

Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

I love chicken.

I could have chicken with every (savory) meal.

Chicken and waffles, grilled chicken sandwiches, chicken fajitas (ooh, esp with guacamole! *squeal*), chicken stir fry, baked chicken, chicken soup, chicken salad and crackers, chicken caesar salad, soft rolled chicken tacos, chicken pot pie, fried chicken, arroz con pollo, chicken fried rice, stewed chicken with zucchini, chickenchickenchicken!

I love chicken (and shrimp) too much to become vegetarian.

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

I am addicted to Polish kielbasas. We have them every week with Czech beer and mashed potatoes and they are so tasty and salty and goooooood.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
i'm still confused on the scrapple issue

the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

I never had the balls to try it, actually. Or to be honest I just never eat breakfast.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago) link

I still love chicken. I could really use some chicken fajitas with guacamole right now, even though I had a perfectly serviceable BLT sandwich for dinner. Ok, so I couldn't "really use" the fajitas, but they would taste awesome for dinner tomorrow.

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

I never had the balls to try it, actually. Or to be honest I just never eat breakfast.

you should stop off at amtrak 30th street, hook up w/ jess or anairn, and get yerself some then!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

Sopressata.

Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:28 (twenty years ago) link

damnm 2 lbs of lard, grappa, how can it be wrong?

Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
I love it. I ate flap steak.

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

I cooked meat for the first time in ages tonight. It was chicken breast, in a kind of homemade bbq sauce. It was Fucking Great. Then I went for an impromtu 1-hr power walk (instead of taking the bus). Thank you, animal-based protein.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to the McDonald's that's next to Nick's Fish Market today, and sat in a window booth and looked out at the fountain and the Chagall wall and had a Big Mac. It wasn't so much the food as the ambience.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

That is one of the weirdest descriptions of ambience I've ever heard. I mean, there's a lot going on there.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot to mention the Chase Bank building. It's got such a great SWOOP to it.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The Chase Bank (it will probably be the Bank One Tower in my heart for a year or so more) is kind of freaky.

All of the pics I just looked at online only make it look like a skyscraper saw the Ring or was photographed with a fisheye.


http://64.66.172.39/images/BankOnePlzaChi281.jpg

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 07:29 (eighteen years ago) link

kind of freaky

I think it's weird to be afraid of a building, but I like your sentiment anyway. It helps solidify my belief that this is the most immediately striking building in Chicago. From the side, which is the first angle I encountered it from, it looks like a kind of a massive, threatening concrete bell bottom, and I gasped a little.

This thread is not about meat anymore. I feel responsible.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Not too freaky. But if you walk up on it on the street you notice that somethings weird and you look up, which only reinforces the feeling. And then you think about how the outside affects the interiors of the rooms on the outsides of the swoop sides.

But then you go and eat a flap steak and forget about the dumb fucking building as you chow down on the striated fibers of meat.

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Back on topic.

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:12 (eighteen years ago) link

And then you think about how the outside affects the interiors of the rooms on the outsides of the swoop sides.

What do you mean? It surely affects nothing negatively. The floors are bigger on bottom, and smaller on top, and on the bottom people get cool slanty windows. I don't have cool slanty windows. I wish I did.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like meat. Or sex. Or downloading music.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, back on topic. Meat flaps. I mean, flap steak.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

John, don't be a martyr. No one can handle that.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

:-)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm just kidding. I enjoy all of those things. A lot.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I think my favorite cut of beef now is flank steak. There's no waste, it's relatively cheap because it's sort of untrendy and overlooked, and it's the absolute easiest thing in the world to cook. Leftovers make great sandwiches (pass the horseradish).

I had scrapple once. It tasted more or less like regular southern-style sausage.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

ahh flank steak, just had it grilled outdoors a couple weeks ago, yum. my mom grew up in pennsylvania dutch country, where scrapple was and is (afaik) still king of breakfast meats. in cincinnati, where i was raised, people ate goetta which was like a meal-ier version of scrapple. i dislike em both, tho I love sausages.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Flank steak might not be trendy in grocery stores, but go to a latin American restaurant or uppity steak house and you will see differently.

Which is better-- eating meat or cuddling?

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Finding a woman who will cuddle your meat is most classic, obviously.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I disagree.

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I just sent off a deposit to the farmer that will be raising a tasty, pampered pig for us this summer. Yay pork!

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

so in answer to jesse's question: PORK(ING)
ba-da-tish

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Finding a man who will raise a pig for you and pork you like he hates you: Classic.

A man who will cuddle you like he hates you....is that possible?

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait - who sez the farmer's a guy? And eating meat and cuddling are meant to be enjoyed serially, not diametrically opposed in an ill-conceived death match!

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't want a lady farmer porking me! I want a rough and tumble man pig farmer busting my sod, gouging furrows and, naturally, planting his seed in me. Especially since lately my furrow has been a sort of a ust bowl.

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Dust Bowl!!!

...dammit....

Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://photos3.flickr.com/3974832_ff14cea421.jpg

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

No.

Bimble, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Yum!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

meat

such succulent morsels of ... MEAT!!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think i understood what scrapple actually was

less scary now i do

ˆ°ᴥ°ˆ (electricsound), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

So, a place in town bought 60 pounds of beaver meat from Canada and is making burgers with it tomorrow. I'm not sure if I should go try it or not. Supposedly it tastes kind of like roast pork.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

i've been feeling curious about weird-ass game meats recently but no place around here really does that stuff...

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

This place regularly has kangaroo, which is tasty, and they try to get other things like elk and moose. Owner admits he shipped this in "for the laughs" and has never tried it himself.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

i read about a place in nh recently that was selling elk, but i think i checked and it would have cost a fortune to buy and ship. i just want someone to make it for me tbh.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

Elk is good. I'm surprised that there isn't a place in Boston specializing in game meats, especially with all the hunting that goes on in Northern New England and Eastern Canada. You'd think it wouldn't be too hard to acquire. When the Portland Public Market was open (RIP), there was a butcher shop there that stocked whatever game was in season.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's surprising to me too. i think it's the next logical step for a few of the newer restaurants around here that are very small and do local/seasonal stuff, but i don't know of anywhere that's made the leap yet.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Looking for a new career?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

hah! i'm waiting for the life crisis that results in me entering the food or beverage industry, but i'm hoping it stays away for a while.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

I started there to get it over with. Now I need a midlife crisis that launches me into a career.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torula

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yum.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

so its basically woodchips? I like how its used in "human and pet foods" - its in the chips I am eating now

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link


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